After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
