I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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