OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
3 2 1 whiskey
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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