Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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