just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I have aggressive nipples.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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