dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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