I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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