i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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