Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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