worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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