doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
People in love make me want to vomit
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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