Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
im holly from the hills drunk
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i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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