is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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