i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Buhtt sex?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
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