the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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