I can feel you judging me through the phone.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We have started to decorate penises.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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