i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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