So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i came on her dog
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
please don't ironically join a cult
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