You surviving the open bar?
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Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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