Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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