Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.