Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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