remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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