my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Congratulations! We have a period
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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