I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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