god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
