why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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