i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I think your dad took our porno
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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