Where did you get a picture of my penis
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
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