i may or may not be watching the land before time
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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