For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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