did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
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Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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