when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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