Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
its not stalking. its research.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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