Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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