Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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