So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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