I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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