evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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