like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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this hospital has no fireball
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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