Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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