It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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