Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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