Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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