no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Come share oat with me in your robe
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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