Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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