have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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