If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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