Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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