I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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