Is it normal to miss your booty call?
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
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The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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