She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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