It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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