grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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