Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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