Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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